The Unfortunate Truth

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fuckyeahitsdavis replied to your post: It’s because you said, “Does anyone else get hair erections when they think of people they like? I have curly hair and I thought of said person and part of my hair was like BOING HEY BITCH I’M HERE AND I’M QUEER AND I’M CURLY AS FUCK…. and I was just like well then…aren’t you a flamboyant one.” I was just saying that yeah that happens to me too.
You have street cred? When the hell did you you get that.
I put lol at the end, it was clearly a joke davis eesh. This is why we can’t have nice things.

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Anonymous asked: It's because you said, "Does anyone else get hair erections when they think of people they like? I have curly hair and I thought of said person and part of my hair was like BOING HEY BITCH I’M HERE AND I’M QUEER AND I’M CURLY AS FUCK…. and I was just like well then…aren’t you a flamboyant one." I was just saying that yeah that happens to me too.

I would say aww yay, but you are on anon, and if I was to admit sharing similar traits with a faceless person my street cred would be ruined. lol

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Anonymous asked: After I have sex, I go on tumblr and leave random comments in people's inboxes. Oh and rainbows fly from my fingertips.

Sounds like the most logical thing to do. Rainbows fly from the tip of my dick…I don’t think it’s the same…I don’t actually have a dick, but if I did, rainbows would fly from that bitch.